Év végén sem unatkoznak brit tudósaink. Az internet összes adatforgalmát átbogarászva megfigyelték a nyuggerek rövidítéseit, és egy szép csokorba szedték nekünk össze:

Since Seniors are texting and tweeting, there appears to be a need for
a STC (Senior Texting Code).
>> ATD: At The Doctor's
>> BFF: Best Friend Farted
>> BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
>> BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
>> CBM: Covered By Medicare
>> CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
>> DWI: Driving While Incontinent
>> FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
>> FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
>> FYI: Found Your Insulin
>> GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
>> GHA: Got Heartburn Again
>> HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
>> IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
>> LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
>> LOL: Living On Lipitor
>> LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
>> OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
>> OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
>> ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up
>> SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
>> TTYL: Talk To You Louder
>> WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
>> WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
>> WTP: Where's The Prunes?
>> WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil